magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

lithromanticoli:

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
|      Krusty Krab Unfair  

|     Mr. Krabs is in there

| Standing at the concession

|  Plotting his oppression
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014)

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

(Source: karensmithvevo)