blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: settles)

There are two kinds of people

lieano:

People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’

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And people who burn down all of Paris

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dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her