remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour."

Anonymous  (via asdfghjkllove)

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pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

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goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit